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    Recent Oscar nominee Ennis Van Dorn appeared on the steps of the Metropolitan Museum this evening, for the 2018 Met Gala. In the first public appearance since his famed accident in Feburary, which both kept him from completing his award season run and attenting promotion for the Spielberg smash hit Ready Player One, Van Dorn seemed on perfect form in an ankle skimming Thom Browne number. Appearing side by side with longterm girlfriend Niamh Reid, admist rumours of a split earlier this year, the two looked happy and unshakable as they cruised the red carpet. The slight limp from Van Dorn was barely noticeable, though he was pictured walking with crutches later on during the evening as he posed for further photographs with Call Me By Your Name costar Jack Willis.
     
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    see that shadowy figure with his arm around kendall jenner? that's ennis van dorn. the organizers sat this pretentious moron next to kim kardashian, bella hadid and kendall jenner all night long. the funniest part is that i bet they thought they were trolling him so good, AND THEN HE GETS WASTED WITH THEM AND APPEARS IN THEIR INSTASTORIES ALL NIGHT. THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM. just when you think you have ennis van dorn all figured out, he puts his arm around kendall jenner and makes duck lips for the gram.
     
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    my favourite thing about the whole night was the way she helped him walk up the stairs when he was struggling without his crutches. and then they casually met kate moss! acting royalty meets fashion royalty, this is why the met gala is so great!
     
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    Interviewer: So this is your first Met Gala!
    Ennis: Yes it is, thank you for reminding me. The nerves are pretty intense. I hear I'm going to meet a Kardashian later, I'm not sure how to deal with that kind of pressure.
    Interviewer: Oh you're going to be great, you'll be great! Who are you wearing tonight?
    Ennis: Thanks for your vote of confidence. This is Thom Browne and I also have a crutch being held for me in the function room, I don't know who made that but I'll look into it for you. It's all part of my look.
    Interviewer: That's right, this is one of your first events since your accident!
    Ennis: There's no need to sound so cheery about that, Helen.
    Interviewer: [laughs] No, no, not at all, I -
    Ennis: I can almost walk all by myself for longer than three minutes now, you know. [smirks at camera]
    Interviewer: [visibly awkward] That's so great! Well - well, it was great talking to you, Ennis!
    Ennis: I bet, thanks Helen!

    WHY IS HE SUCH A FUCKING DICK I'M DYING

     
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